That awkward moment when you order a $5 footlong...
Its funny to me and things I find interesting.:... →
itsfunnytome: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll…
I can't stop playing with my Victrola.
agriking: I’m a sick, sick man.